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Well, let's get started!
From the left! Kida Masaomi, Sonohara Anri, and Ryuugamine Mikado!
Again, left to right: Can't read the kanji for his name (come on, give me furigana!), Katota Kyohei, Yumasaki Uokkaa(?), and Karisawa Erika.
From the left: Tom Tanaka, Simon, and Heiwajima Shizuo.
Yugiri Seiji and .....Choppy Neck,
Kida and Mikado are so friendly~
MAGIC PASS USED.
Aaannnnddd Kishitani Shinra~!
THIS IS DURARARA!!!!!! LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED
Ah, Ikebukuro. Land of great Baccano! love.
Oh hey, I went here! It's pretty!
Mikado: Oh man, where the hell am I? This seems to be a train station...
EPISODE ONE: THE FIRST THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Mikado: So when I was younger I never left the house (the world is a scary place!), so people would bring me back things.
This is..... nice... I guess? But from Kamakura? I hear that place is like the sixth entrance to hell...
Mikado: At least, because of this, I got to see cute girls often. =D
Mikado: Anywho, here I am, waiting in the train station...
Mikado: I thought that Kida was going to meet me here...
Kida: 'SUP MY BFF? KIDA THE KING IS HERE
Mikado: That was a nice entrance.
Mikado: KIDA! It's so nice to see you!
Mikado: Stop touching me like that, you perv! Ahahahaha!
Ah, young friendship.
Kida: Well, let's get out of here. We have things to do, people to see!
Mikado: We're not going to see dangerous things or meet dangerous people, are we?
Kida: Probably not.
In this chat thingy they discus....things... like KITTY BIKER.
Mikado: So this is the outside world! Amazing!
Ikeburo really loves Baccano!
Mikado: Oh hey look, Jacuzzi! He's my favorite Baccano! charact—*THWAP*
Mikado: Ah! I'm sorry!
Kida: Like this, we could make a pretty good RPG party.
Erika: What? Seriously? I don't have time for 100+ hour adventures!
Kida: NO NO NO!!! This one can be a 30 hour game!
Uoka(?): That I can do.
Erika: Yeah, that sounds good.
Erika: Anyway, we need some... alone time with Horo.
Mikado: Alone time? What do you mean?
Uoka: Oh, well... You'll understand when you're older.
Kyohei: Bring Horo here~! We've got a place for her in the back.
Mikado: These must be those... otaku I hear about....
Kida: Later guys! Remember! RPG fun later~!
Creeper: Yeah, Operation Candy Van is A-GO!
Creeper: TARGET ACQUIRED.
Creeper #2: This is my favorite game ever.
Creeper #3: I love the part where I shove the chloroform-covered sock over her face!
Creeper: Hey girl, do you like candy?
Girl: Yes! I do indeed!
Creeper #3: I GOT YOUR CANDY RIGHT HERE!!
Kida: That's what she said!
Simon: KONEECHIWAAAAH OH-KNEE-CHAN
Mikado: Say what?
Kida: Hi Simon. How's your Russian sushi coming?
Simon: In Russia, sushi eat you!
Kida: Uh, yeah. Okay.
Mikado: Whoa! Did you hear that?
Mikado: What the hell...?
Kida: Oh, that's just Shizuo. Don't worry about it.
Mikado: Don't worry about someone throwing vending machines into the air? ....okaaaaay.
BACK WITH THE CREEPERS
Creeper #3: This is the life. I always want to have a girl bound and gagged in the back of my car.
KITTY BIKER: Hey bitches.
Creeper #2: Hey, you're not the person we were waiting for...
Creeper: Why hello! Would you like some candy?
KITTY BIKER: I WOULD LIKE TO RUN OVER YOUR FACE.
Creeper: ZAPP-O! Eat stun gun, KITTY BIKER!
KITTY BIKER: Eat immense pain and suffering, Creeper!
Creeper: Hello, pain and suffering! I think we will be spending a lot of time together!
Creeper #2: I think I should get out of here!
KITTY BIKER: Oh HELL NO, FREAK.
Horsey: Oh HELL NEIGH!!
Creeper #2: I'll have to resort to my last option! THE ACCIDENTAL QUICK STOP!
KITTY BIKER: AWWW FUCK JESUS SHIT OW CHRIST FUCK DAMN THIS HURTS
Creeper #2: Yay!
Creeper #2: Wait... something is missing...
KITTY BIKER: BAD DRIVERS GET PUNISHED
Kida: Yeah, there's some legend of a headless horseman around here. Except it's a headless chick on a motorcycle wearing a helmet with kitty ears.
Mikado: Ow, jeez!
Kida; Oh, pretty lady! Are you okay?
Mikado: Ah! I'm so sorry!
Mikado: Wait a second... are you a zombie?
Mikado: That was a zombie.
Kida: That was totally a zombie.
Mikado: Life outside is AWESOME!
Kida: DO YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S THE TARDIS! THE DOCTOR IS HERE!
Mikado: Kida! There is no Doctor! That's just a TV show! Come back!
Kida: WAIT FOR ME, DOCTOR! I WANT TO BE YOUR NEXT COMPANION!
Mikado: I told you it wasn't The Doctor.
Kida: Hey!!! The Headless Motorcycle Woman With Kitty Helmet! IT'S THE KITTY BIKER!
Kida: My life is AWESOME.
Mikado: If the KITTY BIKER exists, maybe The Doctor can too... Hmmm....
DURARARA!! EPISODE ONE! THE END!
The ending is really cool and would make an amazing poster. I was too lazy to cap all the characters, but it's really awesome.
Zombie girl and KITTY BIKER = OTP?
Mikado! Looking adorable!
sapphire_pyro's boy again!
Next time, on Durarara!!
Eeee, just, EEEEE. Since I watched it raw, I only caught bits of the story, but it still seemed really interesting. I love how huge the cast is already and how interesting everyone seems! I can't wait for the next ep. But first... I have to go watch a subbed version!