This episode is filled with gay and BAAAWW. 63 pictures, worksafe except for my rant-enduced cursing. Spoilers like mad for episode 3.
Incredible Fusion Monster Geegalus licks things. It doesn't matter what it is, he will lick it. Or at least smell it. Yeah, he's probably more likely to smell it.
(MY VIEW OF LIFE SUCKS NOW. THANKS EPISODE.)
Tsutomu: Did you seriously eat all of these today?
Birdy: Actually I ate twice this amount. This is just what I had for dinner.
Tsutomu: Don't you understand basic nutrition? Do you know what they put in these? Chirst, I think I've seen bums eat better than you do! I live in this body too, you know.
Birdy: Yeah, but it's my body.
Tute: I can start preparing healthier food if you wish.
Late at night, Tute goes to... check... on Tsutomu...
Tute: I do love watching young boys slee—
Birdy: Tute, were you thinking of doing horrible things to Tsutomu in his sleep?
Tute: Uh uh uh uh no.
Ze next morning~
(My reaction exactly)
Tute: So? How is it?
Tsutomu: You're the BEST, Tute!
Tute: Yeah, I know. I do it because I love ya.
Birdy: He means that seriously. Be careful at night.
Tsutomu: Huh? What do you m—
Tute: And here's your lunch!
Tsutomu: Oh dear god.
It is time for ZE BUS.
What's-her-name: Oh *tittertitter* whoops, I fell into your chest.
Tsutomu: This is awkward, but I can't say that I dislike it...
Tsutomu: Oh, hey What's-her-name, are you feeling okay today?
What's-her-face: Oh yeah, don't worry about me.
Birdy: Tute is going to get jealous if you pay attention to other people like that.
What's-her-face: He IS a pansy. I win the bet.
Hayamiya: *sigh* I thought he'd be a bit more of a man in that situation.
Maid: I think your daughter/granddaughter has an alien life form in her, and that's why she recovered so quickly.
Grandpa(?): Ahahaha, you're kidding, right?
Friend 1: DUDE! That lunch is freaking ginormous. Did you make it yourself?
Tsutomu: Of course, I live alone, remember?
Tsutomu: Uhhhh, you have to make sure to love yourself...???
Photographer: Alas, the life of a teacher is so difficult. Is there no one that understands this?
Tute: Like, I think it's time to play Phoenix Wright!
Tute: Searching for clues~ Searching for clues~
Tsutomu: You know, this makes me sort of uncomfortable.
Birdy: You know, I don't care.
Birdy: Would you rather take a bath with Tute?
Tsutomu: Are you jealous that Tute is so nice to me?
Hi Gomez! Where have you been?
Gomez: lol, i dunno.
Geegalus: Heeeeeyyyy Gomez, do you like my new makeup? I think the chicks will totally dig me now.
Gomez: Well, the important part is to maintain a positive attitude.
Now it's lunchtime!!
Tsutomu: Awww, it looks just like Tute!
Tute: Did I hear someone say my name?
Tsutomu: Oh dear lord what are you doing here?
Tute: Well dear, I brought you something special~
Tute: Are you angry at me?
Tsutomu: ...no, I'm not.
Tute: Good! *chu*
Tute: Teeheehee~ *skips off*
Hayamiya: Tsutomu. Just to let you know, you'll always be my friend no matter what your sexuality is.
Tute: Oh my! I think I stepped in gum!
Friend: So I'm suspicious of these large lunches Tsutomu brings. I also wonder where he is right now.
THEN GEEGALUS ATTACKS AND CAPTURES WHAT'S-HER-FACE!!!
Birdy: Well, why don't we just use your body to kick ass?
Tsutomu: I'm not too sure about thi—
Tsutomu: No tentacle monster will hurt my friend!
Birdy: That was pretty cool. And suave or something.
Tsutomu: S-shut up!
Things do not look good for Geegalus!
Birdy: I can't find him. Let's give up.
Tsutomu: NO! What if her hurts more students?
Birdy: Okay, fine.
Tsutomu: Let's check the indoor pool.
OMG HE'S THERE.
Geegalus: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY TENTACLES!!
Birdy: No tentacles can contain me!!
Tute: Hey guys.
Birdy: TUTE! What happened?
Tute: Geealus got a little rough.
Tute: Let me pay him back by shooting a laser beam out of my hand!
GEEGALUS DOES NOT LIKE THIS! GEEGALUS ATTACKS TUTE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Tute: I think I'm dying.
Birdy: No you're not.
Tute: Honestly, I am. Take this thingy and kill him.
Birdy: Okay, he's dead now.
Tute: As am I.
Birdy: NOOOOO!!! TUTE!!!!
Annaliese: NOOOOO!!! TUTE!!!!!
Flashback!Birdy: Oh, who are you?
Flashback!Tute: I am Tute, and I will be your partner.
Annaliese: BAAAAAAAAWWWW TUTE WHY I LOVE YOU MAN COME BACK YOU REALLY NEED TO BE MAGICALLY FIXED WHYYYYYYY. T^T
With Tute gone, Tsutomu must cope with Birdy's horrible eating habits.
But he gets to go in her sweet ride!
Unfortunately that sweet ride takes him into space!
Tsutomu just wants his body back, is that too much to ask?
Next time on Birdy the Mighty: Decode- A stranger from Earth!!!
So honestly, much sadness. I really, really liked Tute. Apart from his death, the episode was great and I really enjoyed it. But... Tute..... =(