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Heroman Episode 4

HEROMAN CATCH UP RECAPS CONTINUED!

84 images, swearing, etc.


Granny Jones: Oh my goodness! The neighborhood is destroyed! ...but they missed Frances's place. Curses! If anyone deserved her house to be destroyed, it's her!


Granny Jones: What's that over there? Is there a carnival going on?


Granny Jones: Hmmm... maybe I should think about going...
Joey: I really don't think that's a carnival you want to go to, Grandma...


Will: Come on, Nick! We need to get in the alien headquarters!
Nick: Why do I hang out with you?


Nick: Wait! Wait for me!!


Episode 4: TAMA


Alien 92PineapplePrincess2*2: Sir! Our torrent is complete!


Skurgg Pimp: Good! Put it on the main screen!


Skrugg Pimp: And then, we go bowling.


Nick: How did we get in here? Why are we in the belly of the beast?
Will: We're going to be heroes!!! We're going to take down these guys all by ourselves!


Nick: I really need to get better friends.


Nick: Listen, Will... I think I'm going to head out... My mom is probably worrying about me...


Will: YOU LEAVING ME? LEAVING ME IN THE CLUTCH? No, you're not a pansy, right?


Will: RIIIIIGHT?


Nick: ...........okay fine.


Joey: Okay, Grandma. You stay here. Psy and I are going back out to kick some ass.


Lina: Joey... while you're out there kicking ass, could you kick my brother's ass? He's not here and I'm worried about him. Please teach him a lesson!


Joey: With pleasure.
Psy: God I hate that guy...

Shortly After...

Psy: Hey Denton, what're up to?
Denton: Check out what I picked up outside!


Psy: Holy shit!


Denton: It's like a cosplayer's dream, yeah?


Psy: ...cosplayer...
Joey: Cosplayer.......


Denton: I was hoping I could put this back together and use it against the Skrugg, but no luck. So I was thinking... can I take apart Heroman instead?


Joey: Go kill yourself.


Psy: What the hell are you thinking? Heroman is our only defense against the Skrugg!


Denton: I wanted to see if I could replicate him! I'm a scientist! And an engineer! I need to test things! Take apart things! Find answers!
Psy: Answers...


Denton: Like how your hair holds its shape!
Psy: ............


In the future, weapons are all stored in strange freezers!


Nick: This is so weird.


Will: GUHHHH!!! Why is this so heavy!
Nick: Try one of these small one—GAAAHH!!!! *ZAP!!*


Nick: H-Holy shit...
Will: This will work.


Will: Time to go take care of this alien problem.
Nick: Do you really think we can take down an ENORMOUS alien battleship with one little gun?


Will: Hey, it's a giant bowling ball!
Nick: Why aren't you answering me?


Skrugg Foot Soldiers: Hands up, meatbags!
Nick: GAAAHHHHH!!


HEEEEEROMAN!


Skrugg Soldiers: Sir! We've brought the intruders!
Skrugg Pimp: Tch. And right in the middle of Lost.


Will: LOST SUCKS! HEROES ALL THE WAY!


Skrugg Pimp: Keh! Heathen! You know what to do with them... After you take care of them... RELEASE THE BOWLING BALL!


*ROLLLLLLL~*


Denton: OKAY LET'S GO! HEROMAN!!!


Joey: I don't think anything is happening.


Denton: NNGGHHHH!!!


Joey: Give me that back!
Denton: Awww...
*RRMMMBBBLLL*


Joey: What the...


Denton: It looks like... a giant bowling ball.


*RRRRMMMBBLLLL*


Joey: Okay, let's do this, Heroman!


Joey: BUTTON PUSHING, GO!!! HEROMAN! STOP THAT BOWLING BALL!


Heroman: ......(Goddammit.)


Joey: SHIT SHIT SHIT RUNNNN!!!


Heroman: ......(Let's try this again!)


*le punch!*


Miss Vera: Come on everyone, get in! Quickly and orderly! That giant bowling ball is coming this way and we need to evacuate!
Stan Lee: Oh baby, I'll do anything you'd like~


Joey: This is just depressing. How are we going to stop this thing?


Denton: I have an idea. An ingenious idea!
Heroman: .................


Joey: Awesome! What is it!
Heroman: .................


Joey: HEROMAN! SMASH INTO THE GROUND! CREATE A HOLE TO CATCH THE BALL!


Heroman: ..........(Alright, that should stop it!)


Ball: *ROLL ROLL ROLL Thump*
Denton: YES!
Joey: YESSS!
Heroman: .....(Awww yeah~)
Ball: I don't think so! SPIKE POWER!


Joey: NO FUCKING WAY!
Denton: It can't be!
Ball: LATER, SUCKERS!


Denton: This thing... it's... it's... invincible!


Ball: I'm on my merry way~ Through a river~ La de da~
Heroman: .........(Not if I can help i—OOF! GEH! CRAP!)


Heroman: ..........(This sucks.)


Heroman: .................(WORST. DAY. EVER.)


Joey: GAAAHHH THIS IS SO ANNOYING!!!!! WHY WON'T IT STOP?


Heroman: ...............................(FOR YOU, JOEY, I'LL MAKE IT STOP!)


Joey: HEROMAN! Your arm! It's breaking! Stop! Stop! Forget about those people evacuating! Protect yourself!


Heroman: .......(WHAT) *PUNCH!* ...........(HAVE I) *WHAK!*.......(TOLD YOU?) *SMASH!* .......(DON'T) *PUNCH!* .......(BE) *CRUNCH!* .......(A) *SMRUK!!!* .......(DICK!!!!!) *CRUTKTCH!*


Heroman: .........................(Even if my body crumbles, I'll never give up!)


Joey: H-Heroman...


Joey: CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME BUTTON PUSHING ACTION!!! MAKE MY MONSTER HERO GROWWWWW!!!!


Denton: Wow. I really wasn't expecting that...
Joey: Me either...


GIANT ROBOT VS. GIANT SPIKED BOWLING BALL


Heroman: ..............(WHY IS THIS STILL SO HARD?)


Psy: JOEY! EVERYONE IS EVACUATED!
Joey: AWESOME. Heroman! You can let it go where it wants to now! It's no longer our problem.
Heroman: ..............(Uh... alright...)


Skrugg Pimp: Giant Robots? In my area of conquest? PREPOSTEROUS!


Joey: Ugh... that was... really tiring.
Heroman: ....................(You're telling me...)


Denton: ACK! Don't look now... but we got about three more of those coming.


Joey: Awwww shit.
TO BE CONTINUED!

Next time, on Heroman!

High-tech fixes!


BALLS


The power of Rock and/or Roll!


Fighting HUH I GUESS WHO


All this and more on the next episode of Heroman! Episode 5: ASSASSINS!


Next episode seems like it will give us some surprises with some character— OH WAIT NO, THAT WE FOUND OUT IN THE OPENING. Still! Nothing wrong with that! Hopefully I'll have episode 5's recap up tomorrow, but it might not be up until Monday~ We'll seeeeeee~
Tags: anime, bones, heroman, screencap recap
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