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Denton: That metal bowl is getting closer! What are we going to do?
Ship: Space-Os are part of a balanced breakfast! Buy them today!
Lina: It's getting closer!
Joey: It's advertising strange cereals!
Joey: And nobody advertises strange cereals in my town!
~GOD BLESS AMERICA~
Episode 03: INVASION
Police Officer Bobby: I-I don't like this, sir.
Police Officer Ryan: Oh no, son, this is not looking good for us...
Police Officer Bobby: Sir!!! What can we do?
Police Officer Ryan: There's only one thing was can do... wait for the might of the American Military!
Ship: Space-Os, Space-Os, Everyone loves them, SPACE-Os!
Skrugg Pimp: It's time for work, my minions! We must sell our cereal and earn enough to buy Lost... ON BLURAY. We'll need a BluRay player too, while we're at it.
Skurgg Pimp: GO!!! GO!!!
Skrugg: Hello! People of Earth! We apologize for our past aggressions! We are now here in peace! We offer you business deals! We bring good cereal!
Skrugg: Hey! HEY! Who left their bunny? And someone stepped on it! Who would do such a thing? Screw selling cereal, now I just want to kick all your asses!
Lina: Okay team, what's our plan.
Denton: Personally, I don't want any of their cereal. It's probably all nasty flakes with no real flavor or anything.
Psy: Ugh, I hate that crap.
Joey: Since when are we a team?
Joey: Well, I'm out of here. I got aliens to beat up.
Psy: Like hell you're going alone. You'd get killed in like... four seconds. I'm coming.
Joey: Dude. You're a gimp. Can you even keep up?
Psy: I'd kick you in the teeth if I physically could. Naw, I got this kickass scooter thing I made.
Psy: Check out these sweet wheels.
Joey: So how do you actually ride it... I mean, you need a crutch to walk and all...
Psy: How do I ride this? MAGIC. FREAKING MAGIC.
Will: BULLSHIT! YOU CAN'T USE MAGIC!
Psy: What the fuck, dude, where the hell did you come from?
Will: Get out of my way, cripple, I'm here to talk to the girly boy.
Lina: Will, don't be a dick! Just because Joey is a little... feminine... doesn't mean you should pick on him!
Joey: Wow, that's a lot, Lina.
Psy: Later, Will~
Nick: Will, let's just drop this and go to a shelter.
Will: But I want to show how manly I am!
Nick: And I want to live!
Police Officer Ryan: There's nothing we can do! WHERE ARE YOU, MILITARY MIGHT?
*WUDDGHA WUDDGHA WUDDGHA!*
Police Officers: THE MILITARY!!!
Police Officer Ryan: GO AMERICA!!!
BE ALL YOU CAN BE!
Joey: Holy shit, the Skrugg are everyfreakingwhere.
Psy: Dude, get down! We're going to get killed if we get caught!
Joey: Why are you touching me like this?
Psy: We have to be sneaky about this...
Skrugg: Hey, did you hear something?
SEMPER FI, BITCHES!!!
TAKE THIS, SUCKERS!
EAT SHIT AND DIE!!
Ship: Space-Os, Space Os, Rolly-Polly Space-Os!
Ship: EAT THEM OR WE'LL TAKE OVER YOUR PLANET
Skrugg: Aw hell, we'll take over your planet anyway.
Army: Here they come! Get ready to fir—
Army: Well... shit, we're all going to die.
Cheerleaders: We're all going to die!
Lina: Hey. Where's my brother?
Ear Buds: Hell if I know.
Freckles: Didn't he say something about saving the world or something?
Will: Here we are Nick, at the beginning of our epic crusade.
Nick: Listen, Will, I respect you and all that, but I really think this is a retarded idea. I mean, the military couldn't even take them down.
Will: Are you calling me a retard?
Nick: ......yes. A little bit yes.
Joey: This is taking too long. I need to watch those aliens get the shit punched out of them.
Psy: That just sounds disgusting.
Joey: Alright Heroman! Let's go with suicide plan H!
Joey: HEY LOOK! HEY LOOK! I'M A TOURIST ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS!
Joey: Finally! I get to PUSH BUTTONS!
Joey: I'm super good at this part!
Heroman: ............(Line 'em up and take 'em down!)
Heroman: ........(Bring it, you cereal-toting alien scum!)
Skrugg 19MangoPleasure: Wait! I surrende—RRGHHHKKK!!!
Joey: Good job, Heroman! Kick those assholes!
Joey: Bitches don't know about my secret shield!
Skrugg: H-Hey... that's cheating! No fair!
Joey: Haters and pussys to the left, please.
Heroman: ......(What did I say about being a dick?)
Heroman: ..........(Why don't I just put an end to this? HEROMAN, SUPER SAIYAN MODE!)
Joey: His power is over... oh, no, it's only 7500.
*ZAPPITY ZAPPITY ZAPPITY*
Heroman: ......(Don't mess with us.)
Joey: I guess we should see if there's any survivors in these houses— G-GRANDMA? ...Oh, this is my house... no wonder...
Granny Jones: What is it?
Skrugg Pimp: Good. Our cereal market domination plan is going smoothly. Today California, TOMORROW...
Skrugg Pimp: ...SOUTH AMERICA! ...
Skrugg Pimp: ....AND ASIA! ...AND THEN THE REST OF THE WORLD! But on Tuesday we're taking a break, because that's when Lost airs.
President: Isn't there anything interesting on? Don't we have more than one TV in the White House? Why is everyone crowding around mine?
Will: Let's go, my partner, to our DESTINY!
TO BE CONTINUED
Next time, on Heroman...
Large bowling balls!
Taking care of the elderly!
Kicking ass and taking names!
On the next episode of Heroman! Episode 4: Tama!
Next episode recap tomorrow!