134 pictures, worksafe except for my poor humor and language! And by popular opinion, Selty will be Celty from now on! Spoilers for Durarara!! episode 5, minor Doctor Who spoilers for the eleventh doctor.
Case Man: Hff hfff She's coming...!!
KITTY BIKER: Come out, come out, wherever you are! You have something that's miiiiine!!
Case Man: I-I'm sorry! I didn't know it as your cheesecake! Please, here, take it back!
KITTY BIKER: What the—?
Witchy Witch: Nyahahahah~
Witchy Witch: Hello there~
DURARARA!! EPISODE 5: CRYING WINE AND SELLING VINEGAR
KITTY BIKER:Honestly, she came from NOWHERE! It was crazy! And she stabbed my arm! Then she cut off my helmet! AND THEN! The guy with my cheesecake-in-a-case calls me a monster and runs off! Today SUCKS.
Shinra: You're not a monster, Celty. But you can't help what other people think.
Shinra: But... you ARE missing your head, and all!
KITTY BIKER: Die in a fire.
Shinra: Well, it's true. But seeing as you're talking to me like this, are we on better terms now?
KITTY BIKER: Not really. I'm just more angry at other people than you.
SUPER ACTION REPLAY!
KITTY BIKER: ARRRGGGHHH MY FREAKING ARM!!!
KITTY BIKER: ARRGGGH MY FREAKING HELMET!
Shinra: So what happened to that cheesecake anyway?
KITTY BIKER: Hell if I know.
Case Man: M-Monsters!! MONSTERS!! RUNNNN!!!!
Kida: Quick Mikado! RUN FOR OUR FREEDOM!
It was a strange night, even for Ikebukuro...
EARLIER THAT DAY...
Ah, school time. After school, to be more precise.
Kida: Why don't I get to walk with Anri? Oh yeah, because I'm a nice guy to my best buddy.
Mikado: So... how about those Yankees?
Anri: I don't like baseball.
Kida: Strike out!
Mikado: Huh, really... Well, that's okay...
Kida: It's time for a little Kida magic...
Kida: Anri, Anri, dearest Anri!
Kida: Can't you see the effort Mikado here is putting into talking to you?
Kida: He wants to be close with you!
Mikado: Kida! I do n—
Kida: He wants to be close...
Kida: As close as he and I are!
Anri: Is this what they call... male bonding?
Mikado: Ahahaha... please don't pay any mind to what he says...
Kida; For saying that, you get a penalty game!!
Mikado: A what? Wait! What are you doing?
Anri: The fan fiction practically writes itself!
Of course you do. He's looking for The Doctor still. Just thought I'd remind you.
Earlier in the day that was before the flashback!!!!!
Creepy Teacher: HAY BABEE
Creepy Teacher: How about some one-on-one tutoring sessions?
Creepy Teacher: I'll teach you things they'll never show you in school...
Anri: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Creepy Teacher: Sorry, were you saying something? I was uh... thinking of other things.
Creepy Teacher: Come on Anri... my office is right over there...
Creepy Teacher: Why are you so hesitant?
Anri: I— I—
Kida: Seeeeexuaaaallll Harrrraaaassssmmeeeennnt!
Creepy Teacher: I... I don't know what you're talking about!!
Kida: Oh really? I'm sure I can repeat a few choice lines to the principal, if you'd like.
Creepy Teacher: I just remembered... I have some tests to grade...
Mikado: Kida, I've told you before, I'm not cleaning your classroom. Why do you always leave me with all the work?
Kida: Curses! My plans are foiled!
Kida: At the park~ With some ice cream~
Anri: This ice cream reminds me of a scene in "Burning For You, part 3..."
Mikado: "Burning...?" But it's ice cream...
Kida: Oh! That must be a fan fiction or something. You write fan fics, don't you?
Kida: So that Master/Doctor ficlet I read written by the author "AnriAnri" wasn't by you? It was a good story, even if I don't ship them.
Mikado: Don't bother her! And what are you talking about?
Anri: ...........................I'm glad you liked it.
Anri: I used to write stories with my best friend. When the eleventh doctor and his companion were announced, she started changing her style to look more like the companion. See?
Kida: She still has a ways to go. =|
Kida: But she's still hot. Thumbs up to her.
Mikado: Dammit. I'm totally lost. What are they talking about? "Ship?" I get that they're talking about Doctor Who, but... dang, if I could only be a contributing part of this conversation.
Mikado: So....uh... what kind of stories do you like to write?
Anri: Oh, um... a lot of Doctor Who slash... some Oofuri battery stuff... oh and a little bit of Brave Story, but I haven't written anything or Brave Story in a while. I usually write fluff, but sometimes I feel the urge to do some non-con or pwp.
Mikado: Slash? Battery? Non-con? Pwp? What is this???
Mikado: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Anri: That's alright. Maybe some time I'll send you some of my stories? I don't know if you'd like them, but....
Mikado: Oh! I'd like that! I'd like that a lot!
Kida: You sly dog, you! *bump!*
Benny: This is Benny the Investigator, recording first hand accounts of the KITTY BIKER and the Witchy Witch.
Benny: Now, what can you ladies tell me?
Girl 1: Oh! MY GOD. So like, I was just walking around and suddenly I hear this breathing behind me. You know, all heavy like and stuff. And I turn around, and NO ONE IS THERE. Totally creepy!
Bug Eyes: GOD GIRL! Stop!! I'm gonna get nightmares!!
Benny: Please shoot me now.
Girl 1: But the Witchy Witch? Totally dangerous.
Bug Eyes: Yeah! The KITTY BIKER generally won't hurt you, but all bets are off with the witch!
Girl 2: Seriously.
Kida: Mikado my friend, you need to learn the subtleties of dealing with the ladies!
Mikado: Let me guess... and you're going to teach me?
Kida: Of course! What are friends for?
Mikado: Okay... well, I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
Mikado: On second thought... I could probably use some advice... but from Kida?
Kida: I told him I'd give him advice, but what good is it if I can't even get a girlfriend myself?
Kida: If I could only get the gangs out of here...
Kida: Just get them in my sights and...
Kida: ...BANG! And then all the girls would like me.
Kida: ...I can't go in today.
Unknown Girl: Oh, it's Kida...
Witchy Witchy: It's hunting time~
Witchy Witch: HUNTING TIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!
????: HEY HEY HEY HEY GUYS WHY IS NO ONE ONE FINE YOU GUYS SUCK
????: I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
Voice 1: What the hell? Whose been spamming the board?
Shinra: Hey Celty, what's up?
KITTY BIKER: I'm feeling insecure.
Shinra: Oh? Why so?
KITTY BIKER: This whole "oh no a monster" thing has really got me down.
Shinra: I know what will cheer you up.
KITTY BIKER: Oh?
Shinra: Ice cream. And lots of it. Or perhaps cheesecake?
KITTY BIKER: Please don't mention cheesecake right now.
Guy 1: Oh! MY GOD, dude! Like seriously, I was taking a leak and I see this girl standing in the doorway. And I'm all, "Hey girl, you may be fine, but this is the guy's room." And she looks at me with these creepy red eyes! I was all, SHIT MAN! SHIT!!!
Guy 2: Dude, you are so lucky you got away alive. Hey, anyone want a taste of my Strawberry Pink Surprise parfait? It's scrumptious.
Benny: Why am I talking to you guys again?
Guys: WE'RE LIKE TOTALLY RAD, YO!
Shizuo: Dog, don't follow me.
Shizuo: I mean it!
Walker: Did you see the newest issue of Afternoon? I can't believe what they put on the cover!
Kyohei: I thought you liked that series.
Erika: Oh, we do! But it's surprising to see it on the cover!
Kyohei: I was hoping it would be a Vinland Saga cover this month.
Kida; Hey guys, I need some advice...
Kyohei: Okay, what is it? I hope this is good, we were having a serious and important discussion before you barged in.
Kida: Well, I want to take out the gangs in town.
Erika: Why, so girls will think you're a savior or something?
Mikado: Huzzah! It's dinner time!
Mikado: Hey, isn't that... oh, what's his name... Seiji? The Doctor Who fan? And who is that with him? Anri's friend?
Mikado: I.... I have to check this out!
Men in Black Suits: We have to check this out!
Kida: Is that Mikado? I have to check out what he's doing! *bump!*
Gang Member 1: Hey maaaannn, you can't just go knocking us around like that!
Gang Member 2: Don't you know who we are?
Mikado: Oh, um... Oh, it's not Anri's friend... Sorry, I thought... uh.. Sorry!!!
Gang Member 3: Come on boy, we've got something for you in this alley.
Kida: *sigh* I'm practically leaping for joy.
Mikado: Was that... Kida?
Mikado: UH UH UH GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP AND LET HIM GO?
Gang Members: No.
Case Man: MONSTERRRRRR!!!
Mikado and Kida: *flee*
Gang Members: Curses, we were tricked!
Witchy Witch: Oh, you were, were you?
Gang Member 2: OH DEAR GOD!
Mikado: Oh man...
Kida: AHAHAHAHAHAHA WE ALMOST DIED!
Mikado: WE WERE ALMOST KILLED BY GANG MEMBERS! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kida: I love you man.
Mikado: I love you too. ...as a friend.
Hey, it's a hospital!
Unknown Girl: I wish I could reception in here...
Unknown Girl: Oh, it's good to see you...
Unknown Girl: ...Izaya!
Izaya: How's my favorite sick girl?
Unknown Girl: Oh, I'm doing alright! Kida stopped by today! ...sorta. I saw him outside.
Izaya: What a little bastard! Next time I'll make him come in.
Benny: *sigh* A long day with no new leads.
Benny: Sweety! I'm home! I hope you're not playing Witch again!
Girl: UH NO I'M NOT
Mikado: I still can't believe we were almost killed last night!
Kida: Oh, you'll get used to it around here.
Anri: Good morning, you two.
Mikado: So last night Kida and I were almost killed by a gang!
Anri: Oh, really? How exciting!
Next time, on Durarara!!
Trouble in Otakuville!
Tom shows up again!
Parkour world championships!
Strange children eating things!
An old dog!
NEXT TIME, ON DURARARA!!
Uwah, I'm tired. I think my version of this series is going further and further off course. Oh well, it's fun. =D I preordered the first disc of the series, so I should have scans in about a month or so. I hope they release a box with it, and I hope if they do it's not like the Baccano! box where you have to be IN JAPAN to get it. That was just not cool. =(