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Durarara!! Episode 3

So this week! Episode THREE! THE THIRD EPISODE! Unfortunately for me, I downloaded the absolutely wrong version of this episode so I could not use my usual media player. The one I did use doesn't let me step through frames and pauses about a third of a second after I ask it to, so these screencaps are pretty much me going, "WAIT SCREENCAPPING HERE! AWWW DAMN I HERE WORKS TOO." I'll make sure to get a different version next week!

201 images, spoilers for episode 3, possible swearing, minor spoilers for season 5 of the new Doctor Who, and absolutely no adherence to the actual story. Images are alllll worksafe.



Simon: My name is Simon. I work at a sushi joint here in Ikebukuro, but in reality I am a undercover KGB spy.


Russian Girl 1: Um excuse me?
Russian Girl 2: Все люди рождаются свободными и равными в своем достоинстве и правах. Они наделены разумом и совестью и должны поступать в отношении друг друга в духе братства?
Simon: Oh! Fellow countrymen!


можно усилий сегодня, мирам люситовую погружаются три их, работать пообедать программном за нас. Не мог фирме взяться направо, должны покупать правильно нее ты, деле направо он был. Оно ты курице работать, после большого прекрасно по тем, без внешних никакого подумаем но. Цели важно повара ну тд, сказать русском вы нее. Обречены поскольку заботиться от так, эти не руководство определения использовать. Не кровью доверять программистов об, ушёл давать проходят оно об. Не но вокруг программы связанном.

(Really really sorry, any Russian speakers reading this!)

Simon: And that's how you get to Sunshine City.


Simon: Life here is dangerous, and I live everyday in the edge. My current mission is to turn a certain young man into an agent for us.


Simon: He is smart, cunning, and has a keen mind for justice.


Simon: His name is... Yugiri Seiji. I already have an agent in the field to try to turn him. Her name is...


Simon: Choppy Neck.


Simon: For now, I can only sit on the sidelines and see how it works out.


EPISODE THREE: RAMPANT EVILDOERS


Mikado: School here isn't all that interesting. Why did I move here to go to school anyway? The city is pretty neat but...


Teacher: So, uh, we need, uh, a couple class representatives. Any volunteers?


No.


Mikado: Maybe I shoul—


Anri: I'll do it.


Anri: Uh, hello. I'm Anri. Is there anyone that would like to assist me with this position?
Class: LOL NO


Mikado: ........


Mikado: I-I'll do it!!


Mikado: So, since we're going to be the class representatives, maybe we should talk about—


*PERV DETECTOR ALERT!!!*


Anri: I'm so sorry! I need to leave!!


Creep-o-teacher: She has such a nice ass.
Mikado: A-Anri...


Kida: IT'S LOVE, ISN'T IT?
Mikado: How the hell did you get in my classroom?


Kida: Nevermind that!


Kida: So you and Anri, huh?


Kida: I THINK NOT! She's gonna break your heart, man!


Mikado: Well, I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend or anything, I just thought that I—


Kida: Never fear, my friend! I can hook you up, NO PROBLEM!


Kida: HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO


Kida: LAAAAAADIES!!!!!


Kida: Who wants to hang out with a real man?


Ladies: ...................................................We're so outta here.


Mikado: Kida. Stop. You're just embarrassing both of us.


Lord Owlor III: That's right, this is not the time nor the place for such things!


Lord Owlor III: You there, boy. You have a great destiny. You will do many fantastic things and be involved in all sorts of danger.


Mikado: Is that owl statue talking?


Lord Owlor III: Do not fight your destiny, lad! Embrace it!


Mikado: O....kay.....


Kida: Hey ladies, what's with the phones? Gonna take a picture of my sweet face?


Girls: Hey, I just got an update about Dollars.
Kida: Are they ignoring me?


Mikado: Dollars?


Girls: Dollars is only the most fashionable clothing store in all of Ikebukuro! All the gangs shop there!


Girls: They have everything an upcoming thug could hope for! They also sell Lolita clothing.


Girls: I can't believe you don't know about Dollars!


Girls: Their website gets millions of hits a day!


Girls: They even have a message board!


Mikado: Oh, I see... I'm not really into that sort of stuff.


ONLINE: Dollars, huh? Yeah, their stuff is really popular right now.


BACCAAAAANNNOOOOOO~!!!!!! Also some Hell Girl?


Erika: Kida!! Hey!


Erika: Oh, and that guy with the mangaka-ish name!


Walker: Hi guys! What are you up to?


Walker: We're going to Yasuda-sensei's signing at Toranoana!


Kyohei: Idiot! Put that away! It's a first printing limited edition! What if it gets wrecked?


Walker: Oh don't worry about it! I have six copies!
Mikado: These guys are definitely otaku... Oh! Do any of you know about "Dollars?"


Walker: Dollars?
(Chane alert!)


Walker: They make those crazy outfits, right? They outfit all the gangsters and lolita in the area!


Mikado: So it's true...


Kyohei: Are you interested in their clothing?


Kyohei: If you are, I can probably get you some.


Walker: You probably want to put him in a dress because he's so cute, don't you?
Kyohei: N-no, I—


Erika: It's cool, you can be honest with us!

Nearby:

Simon: SUUUUSHEEEE! GET YOUR SUUUSHEEEE!


Simon: Why is no one coming?


Tom: Damn, I'm freaking starving. Let's go get some Russian sushi.
*VWOOOOOOOOOUEEEEE~*


Tom: Hey, it's KITTY BIKER.


*VRRRRRROOMMMMMM*


Tom: I don't get why everyone is so interested in a chick like that.
Shizuo: Because she's got a smokin' hot body?

Elsewhere:

Seiji: Wait for me, Doctor!


Anri: Fan fic inspiration, inspiration... OH MY GOD!


Anri: Are you cosplaying as Amy Pond? You know, the Eleventh Doctor's companion?


Choppy Neck: ...................????


Anri: Oh my goodness! I thought you were... oh, I'm so sorry!!! Please forgive me!


Choppy Neck: ...............okay.
Anri: Oh, I'm so embarrassed...


Alien Girls: HEEEEYY BITCHHHHH WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
(Does that one on the left have bugs as eyes?)

Meanwhile:

Mikado: Why do I hang out with Kida anyway? Can't I make any less embarrassing friends?


Izaya: TARGET SPOTTED


DU RA RARA RARARA RARARARA RARARARARA !!


Kida: Why're you pouting, buddy?


Kida: Don't get down! There are plenty of ladies in the world! We'll find one for you!!


Kida: But first, let's get some chow.
Mikado: THAT I can get behind.


Mikado: Hey, wait a sec...


Anri; What do you want from me?
Girls: You're in the territory of the wing-jacket girls! What are you doing here?


Mikado: Oh, this does look good.
Kida: HEY! Maybe you do have a chance with her! GO! Be a savior!


Gangstah Jones: CHIGARA-CHA-CHA! HEY WOMAN I'M GONNA DO YOU GIRL


Gangstah Jones: OOOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH


Mikado: What the hell is up with that guy? But I really should try to save her... What are my options?


Mikado: Option One! I go in and tell the girls off!


Mikado: ...I'm probably going to get my ass kicked.


Mikado: Option Two! I go in and pretend that's it's a complete coincidence and take her away. Oh, this one could work!


Izaya: Honestly, what's wrong with you?


Mikado: Do I know you?
Izaya: Your skin is so pale! Are you eating properly?


Izaya: You should really make sure you take in all the appropriate vitamins and minerals and your skin will look healthy!
Mikado: Uh... well..
Izaya: But enough about that for now! Go save your lady friend!


Girls: So, what are you going to do?


Mikado: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!


Mikado: I'm sorry! But, we're going to leave, okay?


Izaya: Ladies and Gentlemen!


Izaya: What are you doing? Seriously! Picking on girls prettier than you?


Girls: Like OH MY GOD What did he say?


Izaya: Girls, girls, girls!!! Do you know what your petty games lead to?
Girls: Uh...


Izaya: Is this yours? Oh, I think it is!


Izaya: Let's see how durable it is!


Izaya: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Girl: M-My phone!


Izaya: *sigh*


Izaya: Ah, that felt good!


Izaya: See, that's what your petty games lead to.


Gangstah Jones: HEY HEY HEY BRO DON'T TOUCH THESE GIRLS!


Gangstah Jones: OH! UNF UNF!


Izaya: What is this shit? I mean, really, what is this?
Gangstah Jones: DON'T MESS WITH ME, FOO!


Izaya: AWWWW TOUCHDOWN! Izaya wins!
Gangstah Jones: You win nothing!


Gangstah Jones: Ah! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! MY HAIR, MAN! MY HAIR!


Izaya: Freaking out because of a little hair loss? Puh-leaze.


Izaya: Let's get out of this little alley, okay?

Nearby:

Mikado: So... uh... thanks for helping us out. You really saved us.


Izaya: Awww, how cute! And Kida, nice to see you again! Have you been taking your fiber?


Kida: Yessir. Yes I have, Izaya-san!


Izaya: That's a good boy.


Mikado: Izaya...san?


Izaya: Oh, just call me Izaya! I like you, you're so amusing!


Mikado: T-thanks... I think?

Shizuo: I-ZA-YAAAAAAA!!!

*THWA-PAMP!!!!*
Kida: Whoa!


Mikado: Was that... a trash can?


Shizuo: IIIIIZAAAAAAYAAAAAA~!!!!! I've been looking for you!!


Izaya: Well, if it isn't little Shizuo!


Shizuo: I haven't forgiven you for Amsterdam!


Shizuo: You LEFT me there! I waited for you!


Izaya: I told you, you're a nice guy with a lot of fun instincts, but I just can't return your feelings.


Izaya: I'm sorry Shizuo.


Shizuo: An apology won't get you anywhere with me!


Shizuo: I am going to pound you INTO THE GROUND.


Mikado: *gulp* This is dangerous... the owl statue was right!


Izaya: Come on, Shizuo...


Shizuo: Come on AND WHAT?


Izaya: Let's not make a mess out here, can't we solve this kindly?


Izaya: No? I guess that's fine too!


Anri: Oh my god. Writer's block GONE.


Anri: ...but at this point, I won't be alive to write again!


Fabulous Gangsters: THERE HE IS! GET HIM!


Kida: Hnnnn...
Mikado: Oh man...
Anri: What do we do?


Fabulous Gangsters: You have nowhere to go!


Shizuo: YA LOSERS, DON'T MESS WITH ME.


Fabulous Gangsters: Errrr....


Fab Gangster A: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!

*CRACK-A-POW!*


Shizuo: NNNGGGHHHHGODDAMMIT


Shizuo: You... drew my blood.


Shizuo: YOU DREW MY BLOOD.


Shizuo: AND NOW YOU DIE. *SHA-POW!!!*


He just got hit OUT OF HIS CLOTHES.


Shizuo: No one, I mean NO ONE draws my blood.


Shizuo: NO ONNNEEEE!!!


Fab Gangster 2: ARRGGGHHH


Fab Gangster 3: Ahhhh!!!


Gangstah Jones: H-Holy shit.


Izaya: Ahahaha... maybe it's time to get out of here...


Izaya: Lovely to see you, Shizuo, but I've got to run!


Shizuo: Leaving already?


Team High School: Uh-oh...


Shizuo: NO. ONE. RUNS. FROM. ME.


Shizuo: HURRRAARRGHHHHH!!!


Shizuo: YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN, IZAYA!!!


Simon: NOOOOOOO!!!!!


Simon: *magic catch*
Kida: {=3


Mikado: Where did he come from?


Simon: COME ON SHIZUO! NO FIGHTING!


Shizuo: GET OUT OF MY WAY, SIMOOOONNNNNN!!!!


Simon: No! Fighting!


Shisuo: I'm going to use the asphalt to grind your face into a creamy paste!!


Fabulous Gangsters: UHHHHHHHHHH


Mikado: This is getting INSANE.


Mikado: This is my chance!!


Mikado: Come with me Anri!


Mikado: We *huff* have to *huff* get away!


Anri: Right-o! Let's get out of here!


AT PRECISELY FIVE-THIRTY!!


Mikado: Aaahhhhh, finally! I think we're safe!


Mikado: Finally....
Anri: Umm...
Mikado: AH!! I'm so sorry!!! I didn't mean to drag you around and everything!


Anri: Hmmmm... I'm going to put you in my fanfiction.
Mikado: Wait, what?
Anri: See you at school!


Mikado: Her fan fiction? What?


Seiji: Another day and no Doctor.


Sieji: But it's alright... I'll find him one of these days.


Choppy Neck: Hmm?


Choppy Neck: Wait, isn't that...?


Seiji: It can't be... But...


Seiji: It must be! Amy Pond! The Doctor's newest companion! I'VE FOUND MY WAY TO HIM!

Meanwhile:

*VEEEEOOOOUUUUURRRRRR~*


Mikado: I'm growing to love this crazy town. What with it's fashion stores, gangsters, and general weirdos. At least it'll never get boring.


ONLINE: So I went to Dollars the other day...
ONLINE 2: Don't be a fag, dude.


Shizuo: So he ran away from me again today, KITTY BIKER.


KITTY BIKER: .......What am I, his psychiatrist?


Shizuo: Love hurts, my friend, love really hurts.


Izaya: *skip skip skip* Oooh! New Health Net update!


Izaya: I love this website~!


Simon: SUUUUUSHEEEE!!! RUSSIAN SUUUUSHEEEEE!!!!! COME AN GET EET!


DURARARA!! EPISODE THREE: THE END!!!

Next Time, on Durarara!!:

CZES!


People who can take video!


Psychiatric sessions!


People who can't take video!


More psychiatry sessions!!


And KITTY BIKER, being headless!!

Next Time, On Durarara!!


*phew* Sorry, I kinda of ran out of steam somewhere in the middle there. Plus, Nur was watching the last two episodes of Doctor Who season 3, so my attention was pretty divided. I think this is the longest screencap recap I've done? I'm not totally sure. But it was fun. =)

Ahhh, thoughts about the episode... lots of fun, Shizuo and Izaya's scene together was a blast to watch. I love learning little bits about each of the characters every episode. OH! And I ADORED the Yasuda-sensei tidbit! This series gives us all sorts of fun little things! (So much Baccano! love this time around too!)

OH SO, is it just me, or between Mikado talking to Izaya on the street and all of them being surrounding by the gang, do they change locations? Maybe they just go down the street, I mean, it did seem like Izaya was sent flying when he got hit... but where are the bushes that were behind him? =\

I think there were others things I wanted to say, but I can't think of them now, so... hopefully I'll be less scatterbrained for next week's episode!!
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