114 pictures, worksafe. Spoilers for episode 2 abound! Don't look here for the real story, I'm just making this stuff up!
Ah, the first day of school! Time for new beginnings! New adventures!
What a wonderful time of the year, the beginning of the school year!
Mikado: This town is definitely weird, but at least the school seems pretty normal.
Anri: Hmmm... but if I have him come back... well, I guess I could do that... and the companion would be...? Hmmmm....
Anri: Is he staring at my chest?
Definitely not staring.
Mikado: What's going on over there?
Anri: *sigh* Anyway where was I? Oh yes!! Companion!
Mikado: I'm Ryuugamine Mikado! Nice to meet you!
Anri: ....I'm Sonohara Anri.
Next class over:
Kida: HEY GUYS I'M KIDA MASAOMI~!
Kida: But you probably already knew that, me being so awesome and popular and all.
That One Girl: Hello. I am That One Girl.
BACK IN MIKADO'S CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: I say, young man! You are quite late!
Seiji: I apologize. My name is Yugiri Seiji and this is my last day in school.
Seiji: Please ignore my intrusion.
Seiji: You see, school is important and all, but I have found my true purpose in life.
Seiji: I'm going to be The Doctor's companion. I will help him save worlds and rescuing those suffering under tyrannical rulers.
Seiji: Please have a good day.
Teacher: Wait! You can't just leave!
Seiji: Would you really prevent me from saving the lives of millions?
Mikado: The Doctor's companion? Looks like Kida has some competition...
Anri: ...A Doctor Who fan!
That One Girl: Dear Diary: Life has been pretty weird lately.
EPISODE TWO: CONSTANT AND UNPREDICTABLE CHANGE
That One Girl: It started when I decided it was a good idea to talk to this random guy online. We emailed each other all the time. Then one day...
That One Girl: He sent me pictures of my dad being a sleazebag.
That One Girl: My dad didn't seem like a sleaze...
That One Girl: But looks can be deceiving.
That One Girl: On the suggestion of my internet friend, Nakura, I decided to leave the pictures where my mom would find them.
That One Girl: Nothing changed.
That One Girl: I didn't know what to do...
That One Girl: So the next day I went to the school roof to clear my head. The fresh air up there always feels so nice.
"Nakura": Hey girl, what's shaking?
"Nakura": Did I tell you about my huge monitor? Seriously, you've never seen a monitor this big. I bet you're jealous.
That One Girl: Yeah, I'm jealous, you jerk. What's this? "Let's meet in person?" Okay! "I hope you don't wear glasses or have dark hair, because I hate dark-haired glasses-wearing girls. =D" ......ughhhh....
That One Girl: I hope I look okay... I want Nakura to like me...
Kida: And this is Animate!
Izaya: I saw this in the first episode of Generator Gawl. I never thought it would come in handy!
Creeper: Hey girl, do you like candy?
Izaya: YESSSSSS chalk up another win for me!
Izaya: My plans are always so awesome!
That One Girl: This van has no candy in it!!!
Izaya: Trap sprung!
Shinra: Okay, do you remember it all?
Shira: Eggs, milk, and bacon! But not that reduced fat bacon, real bacon! Don't come home until you get them all!
Oldish Guy: Look, I'm really sorry I hit on you! I thought you were a girl!
Shizuo: You WHAT?
Shizuo: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL???? ARRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
KITTY BIKER: What the—?
Oldish Guy: EEK!
KITTY BIKER: *sigh* Oh Shizuo...
*RING RING RING*
Izaya: Hey KITTY BIKER! What's up?
KITTY BIKER: ......
Izaya: What, cat's got your tongue? AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, I'm so clever!
KITTY BIKER: *Sigh*
Izaya: Anywho! I have a hot tip for you!!
Oh oh! I think we all remember this part!
That One Girl Savior achievement unlocked!
That One Girl: Do I want a ride home? Yes please.
That One Girl: This must be what it feels like to ride with a boyfriend...
That One Girl: Thanks for the ride. What? Am I sure this is my house? Uh... yes. Yes I am.
That One Girl: Ahhh, time to clear my head. Rooftops are really the greatest.
Izaya: Hey there, "Magenta."
That One Girl: Oh my! Could you be... Nakura?
Izaya: Why yes indeed!
That One Girl: Fancy meeting you here. Why are you here, anyway?
Izaya: Oh, to torture you mentally.
That One Girl: Sorry, I don't follow.
Izaya: You know that whole kidnapping thing that just happened? With the candy bait?
Izaya: I set that up. There was never any candy. I don't like candy.
That One Girl: Y-you fiend! Everyone likes candy!
Izaya: Maybe everyone... except me.
Izaya: Candy is just empty calories! Eat more fruit, it's good for you AND it's sweet!
That One Girl: But I...
Izaya: Girls these days, never thinking about what's best for themselves. Like you standing up here. It's not safe! What if you were to fall? What would you do? I doubt you have the arm strength to catch a ledge on your way down! You can achieve these things with proper diet and exercise!
That One Girl: That... is a long way down...
Izaya: For someone like me, it's easy to balance up here like a cat, and if I were to slip, I could easily get back up!
That One Girl: Maybe I should cut down on the candy...
That One Girl: *SOB* Oh thank-you, Nakura! You've helped me so much! I'll change my eating habits! I will! I'll be better!
Izaya: Thatta girl! Reach for the stars!
Izaya: Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition for West Side Story!
That One Girl: *Phew* I feel better about life. I'll just stand here a sec to take in some of this fresh air.
Izaya: I told her...
That One Girl: Oh no! I lack the arm strength to stop my fall!
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDERMAN!
SPINS A WEB ANY SIZE! CATCHES—
Oh.. it's only KITTY BIKER.
That One Girl: Oh my! Why did you save me?
KITTY BIKER: *shrug*
Izaya: KITTY BIKER, saving the day again, hm?
That One Girl: So, Diary, life has thrown me for a few crazy loops! But I'm happier now. I've changed my diet, started to exercise and every day is brighter! And whenever I think of KITTY BIKER, my heart flutters. I think...
That One Girl: ...I'm in love!!
Anri: PLEASE! STOP! You said you want to be The Doctor's companion!
Anri: This is just what I needed! LET ME WRITE ABOUT YOU AND THE DOCTOR FOR MY FAN FICTION!
Seiji: Say WHAT?
Anri: You don't understand how difficult it is when you get writer's block, but you can help me overcome it!
Seiji: D-Don't touch me! You crazy fangirl!
Kida: Hey, did you say The Doctor? Like Doctor Who?
Anri: Well... yeah.
Kida: Is that so? Well I'm going to be The Doctor's next companion, so...
Kida: I CAN BE YOUR INSPIRATION!
Mikado: Hey man, she left.
Seiji: They're all just laughing at me! They don't understand! I'll show them! I'll show them all! Wait for me, Doctor! I'm coming to help!
Izaya: So I saw you save That One Girl last night. That was pretty crazy. And pretty hot. Want to... you know... hang out some time?
*type type type*
Izaya: "No thanks. Do you know where to find bacon?" What?
Izaya: If you need bacon, try Fredrickson's over on First Street.
*type type type*
Izaya: Yeah, you're welcome. But seriously, let's hang out sometime!
Izaya: You'll hang out with me... if it's the last thing you do!
Next time, on Durarara!!
New Dengeki Bunko releases!
And running for reasons unknown!
All next time, on Durarara!!
I have a feeling that the further I go on with the series the more out of character everyone in these recaps will get. Whoops!
So far, I like just about every character, but KITTY BIKER is my favorite... So manly yet so sexy! Ahhh, I'm loving this series~