88 pictures, worksafe. Some harsh language, retardation, etc. Spoilers for episode 2.
Guy 1: So Geega asked us to deliver this in the middle of the night. Does that seem suspicious?
Guy 2: Nah, not really.
Butler: But miss, what would your father think if he found out you were out late partying?
What's-her-face: Shut up and drive if you value your life!
Butler: Oh ho ho~ Yes Ma'am~!
Guy 1 and 2: ZZZZZZZZ
CRASSSHHHHH!!! OH NOOOOO!
Girl: This Death Note is AWESOME!
EPISODE 2: THE PARTNERED ONE
Tsutomu: What the-? HOLY CRAP I'M LIKE TOTALLY GOING SO FAST!
Tsutomu: This is like an IMAX! But more realistic.
(Birdy saves the environment by not using a car to get to her destination!)
Tsutomu: TOO REAL TOO REAL TOO REAL OMG HOLY CRAP HOLY SHIT CRAP FUCK SHIT
Birdy: Pipe down.
Tsutomu: OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE CRAP CRAP CRAP
Birdy: Be QUIET!
Tsutomu: WHOA. I just had a crazy dream.
Tsutomu: Huh... this doesn't feel like my bed...
Tsutomu: Where am I?
(Coolest bedroom ever?)
Tsutomu: Why am I... naked?
(Birdy gets fanservicey shots all the time, so it's time for Tsutomu to get some love! Enjoy it while it lasts, ladies!)
Tsutomu: What the— Moon Prism Power?
Tsutomu: Oh wow, that's pretty nifty!
Tute: Hey there, Tsutomu Senkawa!
Tsutomu: Whoa! A Flamingly gay man!
Tute: What are talking about, silly? Do you have a problem with the way I act?
Tsutomu: No, but it's just that... I mean... you're so flamboyant...
Birdy: Hahahah, you're an idiot.
Tsutomu: Who's there? Show yourself!
(There is the first many scenes of Tsutomu talking to himself, he will do it a lot in this series)
Birdy: Yeah, okay.
Tsutomu: It's like I'm falling into the pits of hell!
Tsutomu: Er... where am I?
Birdy: Hi Tsutomu, I'm Birdy.
Birdy: Okay, so I was fighting this other alien and he threw you at me and well... I killed you.
Tsutomu: SAY WHAT?
Birdy: Sorry about that. But it totally wasn't my fault, okay?
Tsutomu: You... Killed.... Me....?
Tsutomu: But how am I here? I mean, what's going on?
Birdy: Well, you see... *ring, ring* Oh look, the phone! You should go answer it.
Tsutomu: Huh? Phone?
Grasshopper Guy: Hello, Tsutomu.
Tsutomu: Oh holy—
Grasshopper: So, like Birdy told you. You're dead. Sorry about that.
Tsutomu: I refuse to believe this!
Grasshopper: Is this proof enough for you?
Tsutomu: MY BODY! I'm so dead!
Grasshopper: Yeah, sorry about that. Anyway, since you're sharing a body with Birdy, will you help her take care of space criminals on the planet?
Tsutomu: So now I have portal attached to my closet and my room has been redecorated by a gay man. A gay man with strange tastes.
Tsutomu: *sigh* Can this get any worse?
Tute: Wait, gay man? Excuuuuse me, I am not a gay man!
Tute: I'm a gay robot.
Birdy: I told you, it wasn't my fault that you died.
Tsutomu: THEN WHOSE FREAKING FAULT IS IT?
Hayamiya: Hey there Tsutomu! Yelling at yourself again?
Girl: LIEK OMG DID U HEAR THE NEWS?
Bacchalus picks out new makeup. His old stuff was making him look too dead.
Hayamiya: You boys stay over there. This is the girls' table.
Hayamiya: And don't look at us either.
Tsutomu: No, she's always like that.
Tsutomu: Yeah, she's pretty mean. She beats me up and takes my lunch money sometimes.
Hayamiya: What was that, bitch?
Tsutomu: Waaaaahh~~~~ I'll give you my money~ T^T
At the hospital:
Doctor: I'm sorry, she has died.
Grandpa?: .....I-is that so?
Doctor: Naw, I'm joking with you! She's alive!
Doctor: She's in a coma though.
Grandpa?: You're joking this time too, right?
Doctor: Actually, I'm not.
Bacchalus: Hey bro, check out my new makeup! Pretty hot, huh?
Bacchalus: OH GOD. IT'S STARTING TO BURN I THINK I'M ALLERGIC!!! IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
Hayamiya: It's so nice that we've all come to wish What's-her-face well, right Tsutomu? HUUUH. He's not here. Little bastard...
Tute: Omg Shioooon~ What too you so long?
Birdy: Tsutomu wanted to go to the hospital to visit a girl, so we argued.
Tsutomu: It's IMPORTANT. We have to go!
Tute: Omg, omg~ Is it s GIRLFRIEND?
Tute: That's some good practice, Shion. Now where are the rest of the actors?
Bacchalus: I'm riiiight here!
Reporter Guy: Whoa, ugggly.
Bacchalus: Like total bummer man, my arm is gone!
Reporter Guy: I'll never succeed.
Bacchalus: Later guys, I'm outta here.
Bacchalus: Bro, I'm not feeling too hot.
Geega: Don't drip on the floor.
The next day:
Tsutomu: Oh... hey, Hayamiya.
Hayamiya: Don't "oh, hey" me! Where were you yesterday?
Tsutomu: Fighting the forces of evil! So anyway, how is What's-her-face?
What's-her-face: Hey guys! It's not completely suspicious that I'm back without a scratch a day and a half after a major accident!
Tsutomu: Yeah, uh... Something is up with that.
Birdy: She's cute.
Tsutomu: Shut up!
Tsutomu never needs a nightlight with Tute around!
Tute scans for fingerprints, just like in Phoenix Wright!
Tsutomu learns controlling Birdy's physical ability is hard!
Tute plays mommy to Tsutomu!
On-lookers believe a romantic relationship is budding!
Geega and Bacchalus come together to form... GEEGALUS!
Gomez don't know why he hasn't had much screentime yet!
And mysterious girl laughs at the rest of the cast!
Next week: View of Life!!!